Granny's Advise

I was on the phone with my grandmother, saying:

- Oh Granny, that's fine! He was not my type anyway... You know: I like the long-haired, the communists, the

and she, in all her knowledge, interrupted me:

_ Well... so you'd better go to Cuba.


She might be right. Next stop: Havana!

My mother's son in law

Today my mother asked me about her son in law.
This is what I answered:

Ma,

Your son in law is walking around the world. And, like me, waiting for the day we will meet, admire each other, respect each other, feel an incredible lust for one another, have children together and be happy and partners. Till we think it is being worth it.